10 Best Girly Weed Pipes for Extra Cute Tokes

June 30, 2020by cannabunga0

Along with the slow but steady acceptance of weed culture into the mainstream, so does the acceptance of women into the previously male-exclusive recreational habit of smoking pot. These days, we even have smoking gear marketed towards women.

So, if you’re in the market for a hand pipe with a little feminine touch, here are a few of the best girly weed pipes from the most highly recommended headshops around.

OUR STANDOUTS

LITTLE PIGGY PIPE

The Cutest Little Piggy

How can you ever go wrong with a pipe shaped like a little baby pig?

It’s got the color down as well!

ICE CREAM CONE PENDANT HAND PIPE

Inconspicuous Take-Anywhere Pipe

Want to bring your pipe everywhere without looking like an absolute stoner? Wear this pipe around your neck and just let it pass off as a pendant. No one’s ever going to find out you have a pipe on you unless you tell them.

But these quirky pipes aren’t the only ones that are worth taking a look at. You’ll be surprised just by the artistry of some of the pipes on this list.

What to Expect

Make sure to take this little virtual tour to the very end as I’m pretty sure that there’s at least one pipe here that has your name written all over it. Don’t worry because we’ll make sure that we’ve got all these basics covered in every single pipe we feature here:

  • Top-notch build-quality pipes with only the best and most durable glass
  • Function over form all the way
  • Wide variety of designs and colors that should appeal to girls

1. Purple Goddess Pipe

If you’re a queen, then you’re going to love this Purple Goddess Pipe. Purple, after all, is the color of royalty. As such, this majestic hand pipe is made only from high-quality glass that’s fit for royalty. And you’re going to feel it in both the weight of the entire thing and the texture of the high-quality glass.

If you’re feeling benevolent to your subjects, you can even pass around the toke because it’s got a bowl big enough for sharing. And don’t worry if you have butterfinger friends because it has a textured handle and bowl. 

Specs:

Maximum height 12 Inches
Minimum height 7 Inches
Downstem Non-removable silicone
Bowl 14mm female, glass

Pros:

  • The bowl is big enough for sharing without being too cumbersome for a one-person hitter.
  • Its funky purple color makes sure you can find it easily in your purse.

Cons:

  • Not the most inspired design

2. Cactus Steamroller w/ Flower Millis

Funky designs are always great for smoking. It’s a conversation piece that can break the ice in group sessions. The Cactus Steamroller w/ Flower Millis can definitely start some interesting conversations.

But, do you know what’s better than funky designs? It’s funky designs with function. You see, the thorns and cactus arms aren’t just for show. The thorns serve as grips and the arms prevent it from rolling around the table.

Specs:

Length 5 Inches
Carb hole Front-facing
Special Features Cactus arms and textured surface prevents it from dropping accidentally

Pros:

  • There’s very little chance of dropping it because of the textured surface and cactus arms.
  • A great conversation piece especially if you’re a social smoker.

Cons:

  • The design might be too loud for some women.

3. Crystal Elephant Hand Pipe

When it comes to mature design, the Crystal Elephant Hand Pipe might take home the first place in this race. It just looks like it wouldn’t be out of place when put on a table with those classy glass figurines.

It doesn’t only look great, it’s also really intuitive. Because the trunk is extended, it keeps the lighter away from your face. No burned eyebrows with this one!

It may just be a 4-inch pipe but the deep bowl makes it one of the best weed pipes for sharing with a group. Watching the bowl fill up with smoke is also pretty trippy.

Specs:

Length 4 Inches
Carb hole Front-facing
Special Features Extra deep bowl

Pros:

  • The long trunk prevents accidental burns.
  • The deep bowl makes it the perfect pipe for long sessions.
  • It doesn’t burn a hole in your pocket as it’s one of the best-priced hand pipes with a large bowl.

Cons:

  • Clearing weed from the curved trunk might be a nightmare if it happens.

4. The Beach Bum Glass Spoon Pipe

Matthew McConaughey and stoner culture just seem like a match made in heaven. This is why The Beach Bum movie is such a hit with members of the weed culture. 

The Beach Bum Glass Spoon Pipe hand pipe is inspired by the movie. This would be one of Moondog’s products. You can just imagine Matthew McConaughey and Snoop Dog’s characters, getting toked with this pipe.

The best thing about it is that it doesn’t necessarily have to be badasses like McConaughey and Snoop to sport this pipe. It has enough female influences that it would equally be a nice addition to your girly weed pipe collection.

Specs:

Length 4 Inches
Carb hole Left-facing
Special Feature The Beach Bum Movie Logo

Pros:

  • It’s a great collector’s piece together with other stoner movie paraphernalia.
  • You can never go wrong with a classic spoon design.

Cons:

  • 4 inches can be pretty short so make sure to keep your bangs or eyebrows out of the fire.

5. “Under the Sea” Spoon Pipe

Speaking of beach bumming, this “Under the Sea” Spoon Pipe might tickle your fancy as well. It’s got a ton of well-crafted sea creature designs. You can even find Nemo just outside the bowl!

Whenever you’re going for a little suntan, I’m pretty sure that this is going to be the girly pipe of choice when you’re packing your beach tote.

And because it’s another one of those classic spoon designs, it should also be easy enough to clean even if you accidentally drop it in the sand.

Specs:

Length 5 Inches
Carb hole  Left-facing
Special feature Beautifully-crafted sea creature designs

Pros:

  • When it comes to artistic influences, this pipe comes second to none. Because the designs are such a joy to look at, you’re sure to have a good toke.
  • Build quality doesn’t suffer despite the high-art influence

Cons:

  • A bit pricey for a pipe. But, as a work of art, it’s a pretty decent deal.

6. Glassheads “Utterly Cool” Spoon

You’re definitely going to get some attention when your guests come over and see cow udders on your table. This piece called Glassheads “Utterly Cool” Spoon definitely has the cool factor because of the intrigue it always inspires.

What’s even cooler is that the udder also functions as a handle so you can get a good grip on it even if you’re already pretty toked. The perfect compliment to your cute bong collection.

Specs:

Length 4.5 Inches
Carb hole Left-facing
Special Features Udder functions as a handle

Pros:

  • Perfect length for a good toke without sacrificing portability
  • Udder handle is an utterly ingenious way to make the grip a lot better than most other hand pipes in this list.
  • Great conversation piece

Cons:

  • A bit on the heavy side

7. XL Pineapple Hand Pipe

Pineapple Express is probably one of the most iconic stoner films to date and this XL Pineapple Hand Pipe is a great way to honor it. It’s shaped, as the name implies, like pineapple and it’s one of the quirkiest designs I’ve ever seen in terms of pipes. 

Like the Crystal Elephant Hand Pipe, the makers of this one made sure to incorporate the pineapple design in improving the hit you can get from this pipe. You see, the leaves serve as the stem which gives it a straw-like feel when you’re smoking out of it. It hits like a champ because of this.

The mouthpiece combined with the large bowl give is a sure way to get a full-bodied hit every single time.

Specs:

Length 4.75 Inches
Carb hole Front-facing
Special Features Straw-like mouthpiece

Pros:

  • Having a thin straw-like mouth-piece helps in giving you a solid toke each time to take a hit
  • The pineapple shape seemed to make it difficult to hold at first but it surprisingly gives it a great grip.

Cons:

  • A little heavy and the leaves seem thin easily breakable. Although, the main pieces do seem durable enough to withstand a couple of drops.

8. Little Piggy Pipe

The level of art on this Little Piggy Pipe is just absolutely astounding. The pink color is just the perfect shade that reminds you of a cute little teacup pig that you can keep in your pocket.

But don’t let the 4-inch dimension fool you. It’s got a large chamber combined with a straw-like mouthpiece. This combination is a sure way to get a good kick every single time you take a hit from this little handy pipe.

Specs:

Length 4.5 Inches
Carb Hole Left-facing
Special Features Huge Chamber

Pros:

  • The large chamber holds so much smoke that you’re almost assured to have a solid kick out of this one
  • Despite the intricate design, it still feels sturdy in the hand

Cons:

  • The grip is a bit problematic as they seem to have focused on the form rather than the function

9. Pink Octopus Glass Spoon Pipe

When it comes to anything, simple almost always works. This is the case with the Pink Octopus Glass Spoon Pipe.

In terms of aesthetics, this is probably the most minimalistic you can get without settling for the traditional plain black glass hand pipe. It’s mostly made of green glass with a cute little pink octopus design that wraps around it.

Specs:

Length 4 Inches
Carb Hole Left-Facing
Special Feature Octopus design

Pros:

  • The simple, clean, and elegant design makes it a versatile little hitter that won’t be out of place on any occasion

Cons:

  • Can be a bit boring

10. Ice Cream Cone Pendant Hand Pipe

While you can carry most pipes inside your bag with no problem, there’s nothing more travel-friendly than pipes that you can wear. That’s exactly what you’ll get with this Ice Cream Cone Pendant Hand Pipe

It’s such a nicely-crafted glass shaped like an ice-cream that most people would never know that it was even a weed pipe. The pendant loop is just a genius that I feel should be incorporated in all the pipes moving forward.

Specs:

Length 3.5 Inches
Carb Hole Left-facing
Special Feature Wearable and discreet

Pros:

  • No one will ever even know that you had a pipe on you because it’s designed so well as a pendant
  • Despite its length, it’s got a decent chamber for a pretty decent hit

Cons:

  • It’s so short that you can burn your eyebrows if you’re not careful when lighting one up

Final Verdict

I think there’s no doubt about this one. The best girly pipe is the Ice Cream Cone Pendant Hand Pipe.

As a pendant, the design can pretty much go with any casual occasion. The best part of it is that no one’s going to know that you have a pipe on you. And when you do decide to use it, there’s no need to fumble around in your purse just to look for your 3.5-inch pipe!

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